I want to thank all the guys out there who give it their all during oral sex. And we know how much it reaffirms your masculinity when we That said, there are a few um, more than a few of you out there who could use a little help in getting us there. And you want to get us there. So to make sure we are all having the absolute best time possible, allow us to point out the ways in which you are falling short, and offer some tips to help you do it better.
Thank you for your interest oral sex etiquette. While it's true that women actively pursue a good time, performing oral sex is not the act of martyrdom some would have you believe. You see, a lot of women have an innate attraction to the penis, or at least think it's "neat. So here's your guide to making the experience enjoyable for all parties involved. It's certainly possible, if you study up. A survey concluded that 55 percent of women found oral sex "very normal," 32 percent found it "all right," 9 percent found it "kinky," 4 percent found it "unusual," and 1 percent didn't realize there was any other kind. Strangely, when subjects were asked about instant pudding, the responses were identical. Another study from the '90s, the unofficial "Decade of the Blow Job," concluded that "twice as many women who went to college have given or received oral sex compared with those who did not finish high school," which clears up a lot of confusion about the definition of "liberal arts. It shouldn't be any more ergonomically challenging. Upon learning of 13 cases of whiplash, he determined that "when you lean over too much, the jaw can be inconvenienced.
Everyone is different
If you're married to a guy, are living with a guy or have dated a guy anytime this past millennium, it's probably no surprise to you that what guys want more of is oral sex. Fellatio, blow jobs, going downtown, giving head—we blush a bit just printing the words. But in , men are hardly shy. At the end of date number three, they went home together.
At a certain point in their sex lives, many straight men have a critical realization: Vaginas aren't gross. Neither is cunnilingus. Men's reasons for loving a little tongue action are manifold, but they mostly stem from the same fundamental and not totally shocking truth: Women like being eaten out, making that in itself a worthwhile pursuit. For many especially enthusiastic men, though, cunnilingus is about way more. With age comes maturity, and with maturity comes the knowledge that sex usually just isn't as fun when only one partner gets off. One of the primary reasons men say they love giving oral sex is partly selfish: Making women feel good makes them feel good. It's a two-sided coin, and I don't want to have sex to solely get my rocks off. I fully enjoy watching a woman enjoy my skills.